fun facts
I watch Pawn Stars when I need support
I manage to say things like “crazy frog” & “what in the interchangeable accent of Margo Robbie” in professional settings
Got my foot tickled by a stranger on a Greyhound once
I believe we should spread awareness on the condition that is, “cilantro tastes like downy to me”
Sadly, I created a language in high school
I prefer to be called Urethra Franklin
Welcome to Mania! Here lies my writing portfolio of verisimilitude and fiction within the extents of teleplays spiraling all the way down to forthright prose. I open the floor for you to treat this space as a gallery, a haven, a home. Maybe even a chance to hire a new dame for your benefit?  Winkidy winkidy? Regardless of your reason for visiting, I hope you are able to pause everything else. I hope you take it easy, especially on me. I’m simply here to grant an alternative wave of freedom. Thank you for being here. Full disclosure, I am pandering!